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Decaf is for fuckers
Decaf is for fuckers
For those who like their cup of Joe like nature intended: caffeinated.  ..
$9.99
Decaf is for wimps
Decaf is for wimps
Go home, wimps. ..
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Did I ask for a fucking scone?
Did I ask for a fucking scone?
If you're already paying $4 for a cup of coffee, the barista must think that Uncle Wobucks can co..
$9.99
My other coffee is a beer
My other coffee is a beer
For those of us who need everyone to know what we'd rather be drinking if it were socially accept..
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My other coffee is a scotch
My other coffee is a scotch
My other name is Bond.  James Bond. ..
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My other coffee is a whiskey
My other coffee is a whiskey
Also, your other mustache is a handlebar. ..
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My other coffee is a wine
My other coffee is a wine
If anybody needs me, I'll be in the conference room with my Sommelier, planning my day. ..
$9.99
My other coffee is bacon
My other coffee is bacon
There's only one food that lives deeply in my heart... and I'm not talking about my arteries.&nbs..
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No worky until I have wakey juice
No worky until I have wakey juice
You expect me to makey the worky before I have drinky the wakey juice? You be dumby. ..
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Percolate This, Dickwad
Percolate This, Dickwad
Maybe you're a tea drinker, or maybe you just want to bring back one of the most popular insults ..
$9.99
Tea is better
Tea is better
The Queen of England is never wrong.  ..
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Venti McLargeHuge
Venti McLargeHuge
Your coffee is so huge, Buff McDrinkLots. ..
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