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Merry Christmas I'm a Jew
Don't worry, saying "Merry Christmas" to a Jew does not offend them. They're not the ones trying ..
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My cat is fucking adorable
Let everyone know how you feel about your cat.  Or if you have 56 cats, let them know how yo..
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My dog ate your cat
Hey cat people- go home and knit sweaters and smoke your catnip or whatever the heck else cat peo..
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My dog is fucking adorable
Some dogs are cute.  Some dogs are cuter.  And some dogs are fucking adorable.  It..
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My husband is hot
Because he takes out the trash. ..
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My other coffee is a beer
For those of us who need everyone to know what we'd rather be drinking if it were socially accept..
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My other coffee is a scotch
My other name is Bond.  James Bond. ..
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My other coffee is a whiskey
Also, your other mustache is a handlebar. ..
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My other coffee is bacon
There's only one food that lives deeply in my heart... and I'm not talking about my arteries.&nbs..
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My therapist says I'm cool
I believe my therapist. ..
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My wife is hot
I'm just saying. ..
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No worky until I have wakey juice
You expect me to makey the worky before I have drinky the wakey juice? You be dumby. ..
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Parle à mon cul ("kiss my ass" in French)
Part of our international “kiss my ass” line of Snarky Sleeves, “Parle à mon cul” is French for “..
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Percolate This, Dickwad
Maybe you're a tea drinker, or maybe you just want to bring back one of the most popular insults ..
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Póg mo Thóin ("kiss my ass" in Irish Gaelic)
Part of our international "kiss my ass" line of Snarky Sleeves, "Póg mo Thóin" is Irish Gaelic fo..
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